Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I miss you so much,
today I was blue.
I watched the time,
and kept thinking of you.

Our time together is special,
there’s nothing else that compares.
I miss you so much daily,
to you, my love I share.

I hope we will be together soon,
so I can hold you in my arms.
I have your picture in a locket,
you are my lucky charm.

For now I’ll miss you,
but I know you will be here for me.
My heart is warm and glowing,
as I wait for you patiently

I want to say I love you,
I want to say I care,
I want to hug you tightly,
and know that you are there.

I want to make you happy,
I want you by my side,
I want your heart upon my sleeve,
and wear it full of pride.

I want to kiss you madly,
I want you for my own,
I want to give to you my all,
and never be alone.

I want to say I treasure you,
I want for you to know,
I want to say my darling,
I miss and need you so.

A goodnight wish, my dearest one,
Is going out to you.
You’re on my mind constantly
No matter what I do.

It was such another lonely day.
Oh, how I wish you were here!
I’m not used to being away from you.
I’m so used to having you near.

Maybe I’ll sneak into your dreams tonight.
To show you how much I miss you.
You’ll always be the one I love,
And I promise to you, I’ll always be true.

1. i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow
underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the
lucky person who kisses u goodnite

2. Uve won my luv now I luv u. This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it
safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

3. dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help
coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more
serious…i am missin u!

4. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my
treasure.Ull always be mine pls tell me its true.Pls be mine 4ever ill
always luv u

5. I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the
moon for the night and you forever!

6. Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2
see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur
my luv & my bestfriend

7. Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2
see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur
my luv & my bestfriend

iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo..

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Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa… butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake… water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu….

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Hitler chathu poyi,Saddam pidikkapettu,Ladante vivaram onnum illa…………….ninnee kananumilla…bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu!!!!!!!!

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Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo… Wait.. “1″ Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…

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Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

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Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

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green-arrow-right.gif green-arrow-right.gif green-arrow-right.gif> >>kannadachal neeyanu……….. Kannuthurannal neeyanu………. Kannin munnil neeyanu……… Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu…….. … ..”Pandaram E KOTHUKU”

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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI….

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nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu…

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wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B

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wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala “munnnar” .. .. .. … .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU .

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whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly” whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly” and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says “day..arodum paraylle ente ponne”..

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GIRL : I AM LIKE A RADIO, MY LEFT NEEPLE IS VOLUME & RIGHT NIPPLE IS TUNER. BOY : TURNS BOTH BUT THERE IS NO SOUND. GIRL SAYS, MANDA BUDDI..ADIYAM PLUG KUTTU

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Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

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Wanna see magic?106.gif106.gif
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

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Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo….?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…106.gif106.gif106.gif

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Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

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5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH

Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa… butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake… water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu…MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..

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niyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo

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sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment

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Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU

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NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu

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Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

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Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan”.(GRABBER )” kerala music grabber

1 iS oNe aNd tWo iS 2
i 4 yOu , yOu 4 mE
WheN i gO yOu ComE WitH mE,
iTs MeaN oUr FrIenDsHiP iS VerY FaNcY.

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if u doubt our freindship,take a coin and put Toss.
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend…!

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I want to be frends with cute guys, I have alredy 11 of them. If I can hav u I can make a Dozen. Are u interested?
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

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. F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
* ; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown

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Fill in the blank: Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-cool.gif-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Girl
e)-Best
of all Reply is a must…

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Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3

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…………………
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa…

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Friendship is twice stronger than Love…
I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?

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BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE

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Longest Love Is Mothers Love….
Shortest Love Is Others Love….
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love…
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love…
Like U & Me…………

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

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To the whole world you are somebody….but to somebody you are the whole world

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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

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If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, … thinking of you

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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

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If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !

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Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!

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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend

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Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

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Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

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When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts

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Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!..Good Morning

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u’ll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.

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SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…. Good Morning

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Pleasant Morning!
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated…Good Morning

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Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on ur Face”, “Love in ur Heart”, ” Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.

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Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare
insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning

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Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you
when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

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Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always..Good Morning

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Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

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Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!(

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As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

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Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You…Good day

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep
again.”