Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

The smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is Love and
the dearest person in the world is you.
thats why I Love You
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My eyes Miss U,
My Feeling Love U,
My hand Need U,
My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U.
I will Die without U,
Bcoz I Love U.
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I TRUST U is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust….!
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I dont care how many arms you embraced,
I dont care how many lips youved kissed,
i dont care how many people youve loved.
All I care is not to be your first but to be your last.
I luv you my Dear.
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if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death…….
then i”ll spend 23 hrs wid U &
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH….!!!!
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if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
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Memories r treasured
no one can steal.
Parting is heartache
no one can heal.
Some will forget u when you r gone
but i’ll remember u
no matter how long..
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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I dream about you every night
I shiver when you r in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is Forever..
If Your asking if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your asking what I value the Answer is U..
if Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you.
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Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!
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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
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Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
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Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel like Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
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Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll just put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
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Live 4 d person who dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person who cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person who protects u,
n luv d person who luvs u more than u..!
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U’ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U’ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U’ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi’ll always luv u…!
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Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv, luvs u in retrn.
So when u know the 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,
never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say’I LOVE YOU.’
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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

WOMEN have strengths that amazes man..
she can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens..
she holds happiness, luv & opinions..
she smiles when filing like screaming..
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Behind every successful man is a woman
who is getting ahead of him!
Three cheers to the woman of tommorrow!
Happy Woman’s Day!!
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Women is symbol of Shakti,
God’s finest & beautiful creation
without whom no creation is possible.
One who gives birth n nurtures.
Happy women’s day
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Across the miles…
comes this wish
from me to say…
You are Special!
Happy Women’s Day!
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A woman one of the most beautiful creation of GOD,
showering her respect as daughter,
feel her care in the form of a sister,
feel her warmth in the form of a friend.
why did God create man 1st before creating a woman?
of course, b’coz its alwys gud to make a rough draft
1st before making a MASTERPIECE..
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I asked GOD for a Flower,
He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree
He gave me a forest
I asked for a river
He gave me an ocean
I asked for an angel
He gave me you!
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On women’s day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world.
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We are cute daughters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women’s Day!
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Happy Women’s Day!
Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Ramadan Mubarak

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

Jab jab hove dharm ki hani
tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan
kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti
deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko
jai shri krishana…
Happy Janmashtami
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Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya Pute Shayanam
Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami
Jai Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami
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May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami !

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Today I am drunk,
I find my world so beautiful,
I find it looks dazzling,
I find it is changed,
I may be behaving little but
Don’t think I m gone mad
I am feeling free from barriers
May be just for a moment,
I feel I am the coolest…
Because ..
Today I am drunk

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan
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It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.
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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world –badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…
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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.